RICK: St Patty Recap

hmmm. Wednesday march 18th. yesterday was st patricks day, i woke up prettttyyyyyy fucking sore. last night i was going to meet up with some kids that were walking down to corner bistro. so i took my skateboard figuring id cacth up with them faster. as i caught up to them . moving pretty fast (ofcourse) i hit a motha fuckin sewer thing and flew off and rolled and hit stuff and ouch. so yeah. but bistro was swell. had a good time, not to much drinking but thats okay.

backtracking a few hours before all this happend, i was anxious to fix the bike since that shit got funky on me yesterday. i took it to chelesea bicycle where i waited a long time to get waited on. in duration of my wait , i couldnt help but to ease drop on a conversation going on with , which seemed to be the owner and two customers being waited on about there bike. (i think they were married) i geuss they were all talking about Photoshop cs3? and it turned it to like the married dude saying he was going to get a macbook pro and he wanted photoshop, then the owner guy trys to tell them. nahh you dont need a new sweet mac laptop... you should buy my toshiba desktop , (which he said he bought in 98 and has never used) because it was in wonderfull working condition. im just like LOL. the deal is hed throw in cs3 for an extra 300 bucks. anyway it got realllyy awkward becasuse this jabrone fucking owner keept telling him , you dnt need a laptop just get a desktop, in the end the wife lady flipped out and started screaming... DAVVIIDDSS GEETTTIINGGG AA MAACCBOOOKKK PRROOOO ANDD THAATTTSS ITTTTT! and they stormed out....

K so by that time my bike was already opened up and being looked at. turns out the bottom bracket slide out because it was loose i think.. I say I THINK... because he tryed to charge me 115 bucks due to "worn threads" on the frame and they "neededd" to be fixed... i checked it out. they looked a little worn but not 115 dollars worn.... i told him no i aint payin and he just put the crank back in and it works again lol. soooo thats about it with that i think ,, but this is where my story starts. the guy put my stuff back together without putting the chain back on the hub. so i needed a wrench to take my tire off. ... to jad bz an johnnys i go. we put the chain back on and just before i left i was pumping my tires. and bzs tire pump doesnt like me and i ripped the valve otu of the goddamned tube.

i had a tube from jads flat last week in my place. so i went and got it along with some beers. and this is what went down..

Not sure this was the greatest idea in the world.

Drinks

Eats

Jad your skins hanging off your bones.. Do you need more sugar?

i swear its usually not that hard to change a tire. im not kididng.

finally pumped her up

HAND OFFFF

This is where it got tricky...... This frame is real old and the tires on it where made like after the frame was . so they dont fit properly . it took three people to pry the fork wide enough and put the tire back in.